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Cows Demotivational Poster


YOU HAVE 2 COWS -


TAGS: 2 cows
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by Airman

Sean - June 22, 2011, 10:25 pm
(oops: Anarcho)
Sean - June 22, 2011, 9:58 pm
the names Wilt or Chamberlain. (Now, Airman, it is s polysci class. *snickers*)
Sean - June 22, 2011, 9:56 pm
Anarco-Capitalism: after finding a beatup copy of Robert Nozick's Anarchy, State and Utopia hidden under a rock in the pasture, it becomes clear to you why your cows have become obsessed with trying to dribble basketballs, and only respond to ...
CaptJosh - June 21, 2011, 5:45 pm
Damnit I forget the thbbbbbt again.
Airman - June 21, 2011, 5:38 pm
you do realize this is just a joke... not a poli sci class
spacedog - June 21, 2011, 5:24 pm
I thought it was funny. In Canada the French Canadian's demand an equal number of cows from the government, don't pasteurize the milk, and then sell it in bags.
CaptJosh - June 21, 2011, 5:09 pm
Too bad Airman couldn't keep socialism and communism straight. In communism, you help out your community. In socialism, the government make sure the society as a whole gets what the laws say they get.
fasteddie - June 21, 2011, 6:00 am
no, facism and nazism are not the same thing
xkjaguar - June 20, 2011, 8:26 pm
aren't facism and Nazism the same thing


MARDI GRAS -


TAGS: wyoming cows humor
Rating: 4.62/5

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lgvernon - February 17, 2012, 10:30 pm

Everybody wears flip flops here! I know people who wear them 12 months a year.
Greeny - February 17, 2012, 10:29 pm
flip-flops in Wyoming? I don't think so... too many goat-heads.


DANGER: FALLING COWS - They wouldn't have to make the sign unless it's happened before...




AN UDDER BIRTHDAY? - HOPE IT'S A GOOD ONE. MILK IT FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH




PARENTAL RHETORIC -




COWS - How'd they get out of their pasture?


TAGS: cows anorexia fat girls
Rating: 2.65/5

More motifakes by SHARONDA99

Captain Whitey - June 8, 2008, 6:11 pm
Attention Weker: Quit your bitching. Tunnels happen. Bitching will only encourage more people to add on. That is all.
weker - June 8, 2008, 6:02 pm
i am the true owner of poster (got joke of dad) and i am getting pissed with this site mainly because i make brilliant poster and TWO freak dip shits ruin it i mean come on "cows howd they get out there pastuires" is bad but ffs the second guy in red to y
Sharonda99 - May 13, 2008, 8:22 pm
Don't hate...and second of all, I'm female.
Biff - May 12, 2008, 7:18 pm
And if someone tunnels one of yours, aren't they doubling its circulation, in a way?
Biff - May 12, 2008, 3:09 pm
Leaving aside the words "awsomely [sic] funny poster" for a moment -- or forever, you do know that your original is still out there, eh?
weker - May 12, 2008, 2:38 pm
this is soo crap i make awsomely funny poster and bloody guy stats the obiviuse nicking my funny and then this guy just gose over kill with a absolutly shit joke come on dip shits at least try make it funny


ANIMALS -




GUESS WHAT -


TAGS: what cows bullshit
Rating: 3.36/5

More motifakes by ronsart

LogicDude - September 3, 2009, 2:13 pm
It's the Moooooooooooooooooooo family reunion. Should've been called "Guess Whoooooooo?"
pro - December 19, 2008, 8:06 pm
There's no such word as "tomatoe".
Culos - December 19, 2008, 3:46 pm
tomato/tomatoe smell and effect are the same
pro - December 19, 2008, 3:43 pm
Except those are cows.
Cubbybear - December 19, 2008, 11:31 am
Ron- this is classic


BEWARE - Of cows with cars growing out of their faces.




COWS - "lets yank on them dangly things and drink wat comes out" that is how people began drinking cow milk




GIVE ME A HEAD WITH HAIR -


TAGS: long beautiful hair cowsills
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by Airman

maoworks2 - April 13, 2012, 6:58 am
Those Were The Days.
Airman - April 12, 2012, 3:13 pm
Jimmy Carter and Disco?
maoworks2 - April 12, 2012, 1:36 pm
The Only Good Thing About The 60's Were the 70's Next.
Greeny - April 11, 2012, 10:12 pm
Down to here Down to there Down to there Down to where It stops by itself!


LOVE IS THE STRONGEST SPICE - And the tastiest.




Mooove iT ! -


TAGS: cows carnivores escape faster excuse
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - November 3, 2013, 10:17 pm
Amen daddy!
MissPriss - November 3, 2013, 10:16 pm
Ditto what I replied.
MissPriss - November 3, 2013, 10:16 pm
Thank you!
ughomer - November 3, 2013, 9:38 pm
DittO what GaryO posted.
GaryO - November 3, 2013, 7:29 pm
Excellent, Missy.
lgvernon - November 3, 2013, 2:44 pm

At our table, long ago~~ "I'm going to be a vegetarian," our daughter said, eyeing her pork chop with disgust. "Listen," her dad said, "if God didn't want us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of meat. Now eat!"


CHEESEBURGERS IN PARADISE -




A FAMILY -


TAGS: family moooooooooooooo cows motivational ronsart
Rating: 4.3/5

More motifakes by ronsart

R.S.Jake - December 29, 2009, 7:43 pm
Probably Moooo's Mom, sorry Mooooo, she's a looker! Just pretend we've never met when you see me the breakfast table. I don't want to be your dad, just your friend.
agdaniele - December 29, 2009, 7:38 pm
Good eye, RS... all experience there.
R.S.Jake - December 29, 2009, 7:30 pm
Now the MILF she's with on the other hand.....
agdaniele - December 29, 2009, 7:19 pm
Don't listen to mooooo.... he probably didn't even notice her eye color.
R.S.Jake - December 29, 2009, 10:01 am
Damn Mooo+, she's like 2 years old! Perv! :)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 29, 2009, 8:20 am
DAMN!,,,the one on the left is SMOKING HOT! 5L.


SUDDENLY... - Cows! Thousands of them!


TAGS: suddenly cows
Rating: 2.22/5

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iKibix - January 7, 2011, 6:59 pm
ok who lef the portal open to the secert cow level in diablo 2??


Twisted Words -


TAGS: play on words meanings farmers fields cows bulls
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - April 12, 2014, 9:56 pm
Take his wife...seriously?
Bandit5906 - April 12, 2014, 7:32 pm
Ouch! Rodney Dangerfield?


BOVINE PROFILING - It's a fact. Black ones commit more crimes




The Honeymoon -




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